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Offline bazza

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25 Thing you didnt want to hear during surgery
« on: Apr 30, 2006, 03:03 »
Things you don't want to hear during Surgery



1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops!"

9. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

10. "Damn, there go the lights again...."

11. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

12. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

13. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

14. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

15. What's this doing here?

16. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

17. That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

18. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

19. Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?

20. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature!

21. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

22. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

23. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

24. Darn! Page 147 of the manual is missing!

25. This part here is particularly tasty.



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Re: 25 Thing you didnt want to hear during surgery
« Reply #1 on: Apr 30, 2006, 18:28 »
Things you don't want to hear during Surgery
23. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!


I colleague of mine found himself in this situation during an operation to on his piles. He was actually gowned up on the operating table and wheeled out onto the carpark midway during the procedure.

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Re: 25 Thing you didnt want to hear during surgery
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2006, 22:25 »
Things you don't want to hear during Surgery
23. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!


I colleague of mine found himself in this situation during an operation to on his piles. He was actually gowned up on the operating table and wheeled out onto the carpark midway during the procedure.

Have you any idea of the image I now have to live with?
Now I know why you are called Cruella! :)

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