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Ask Klen
« on: Nov 11, 2010, 17:25 »
I noticed ask Klen section is very quite at the moment as Klen is no longer posting. I thought I might apply to take his place. I enclose some Q&A s from my CV
..Q: My husband wants a threesome with me and my best friend.A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you, he can only settle for the next best thing, your bestfriend! Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old College roomates involved as well? If you are still unsure, maybe you should let him be with your friends, without you. If you're still not sure, then just perform oral sex on him, then cook him a nice meal while you think about it. ___________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight, and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is toally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day. Then cook him a nice meal.______________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. A:  This is perfectly natrual behaviour, and should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young, single girls is a great stress relief, and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can re-kindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (It's also a great time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he will be when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your bestfriend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal. ___________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time, or ask your bestfriend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.______________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. A: You are a bad person for bringing this up, and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to men is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be made avaliable to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish!! Prehaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him, then cooking him a nice meal.______________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________Q: My husband always has an orgasm, then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.A: I'm not sure i understand the problem. Prehaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

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Re: Ask Klen
« Reply #1 on: Feb 10, 2011, 21:56 »
I can vouch for that  :D although you may need to introduce an age restriction with them sort of questions. :drinks:

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