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At the supermarket...
« on: Sep 22, 2006, 18:26 »
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into ASDA with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The ASDA Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to ASDA... nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

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Re: At the supermarket...
« Reply #1 on: Sep 22, 2006, 18:58 »
You're born alone, you die alone.  Anything in between is make believe.

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Re: At the supermarket...
« Reply #2 on: Sep 30, 2006, 14:38 »
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into ASDA with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The ASDA Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to ASDA... nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

How many times have I told my sister-in-law NOT to go shopping on her own!   :P

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