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« on: Sep 15, 2006, 22:34 »
All christians are complete and utter tossers.
Now i`m going to wait for the local vicar to arrange for one of the local ten year olds to come and suicide bomb my house.

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Re: Christians
« Reply #1 on: Sep 15, 2006, 22:42 »
All christians are complete and utter tossers.
Now i`m going to wait for the local vicar to arrange for one of the local ten year olds to come and suicide bomb my house.

Hey barcode, I agree. How can people be so taken in by religion?  What a load of tosh it is. I'd rather believe in Father Christmas.

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Re: Christians
« Reply #2 on: Sep 15, 2006, 22:44 »
You dont believe in santa? :shock:

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« Reply #3 on: Sep 15, 2006, 22:49 »
Who was it that said religion is opium for the people ? Was it Mao or Marx or someone ?

By the way, do people in England pay Church Tax like we do here or how is the Church of England finansed ?

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Re: Christians
« Reply #4 on: Sep 15, 2006, 22:49 »
You dont believe in santa? :shock:

I'd give him better odds than god.  I've never heard of anything as silly as believing in god.  It's beyond comprehension that there is someone floating around in the clouds pulling everyone's strings and making such a mess of the world.

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« Reply #5 on: Sep 15, 2006, 22:56 »
Who was it that said religion is opium for the people ? Was it Mao or Marx or someone ?

By the way, do people in England pay Church Tax like we do here or how is the Church of England finansed ?

Religion is the opiate of the people: Karl Marx

I think it might be Big Brother.  :)

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Re: Christians
« Reply #6 on: Sep 15, 2006, 22:57 »
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Re: Christians
« Reply #7 on: Sep 15, 2006, 23:10 »
Quote from: alexander how is the Church of England finansed ?
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By the mugs that put money in the collection.

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Re: Christians
« Reply #8 on: Sep 15, 2006, 23:27 »
Ah ok, so you don't have a proper Church Tax then. All members of the Church of Denmark above the age of 18 must pay 1% (or is it 1.5%, can't remember) of their income in Church Tax. Wonder what would happen if your Parliament voted to introduce that in England as well? :lol:

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« Reply #9 on: Sep 15, 2006, 23:32 »
Ah ok, so you don't have a proper Church Tax then. All members of the Church of Denmark above the age of 18 must pay 1% (or is it 1.5%, can't remember) of their income in Church Tax. Wonder what would happen if your Parliament voted to introduce that in England as well? :lol:
Farkin ell...I,m gonna change my name to osama bintothepub and commit a suicide drinking session.

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Re: Christians
« Reply #10 on: Sep 17, 2006, 13:22 »
I cant understand how you come to that conclusion. :D
I think all Religious fanatics are tossers!

And then let the pc brigade come and tell me otherwise!

I dislike Christian fundamentalists
and Muslim ones
and Jewish ones
and Buddhist ones
and anyone who attempts to force their beliefs (religious or otherwise) down my throat!

I hate Europe and there Stupid ideals
I hate America and her stupid Ideals
I hate the UK and her stupid ideals

In fact...I hate every c***t  :D

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Re: Christians
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