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« on: Jul 10, 2007, 08:46 »
A little girl comes running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand: "Mummy quick ! Get me a glass of cider !" She wailed.

"Why do you want a glass of cider ?" asked her mother.

"I've cut my hand on a thorn , and I want the pain to go away !"

Confused and weary of the child's whinging, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand into it.

"Ouch ! It still hurts ! This cider doesn't work !" she whined.

"What are you talking about ?" asked her mother now getting a little frustrated with her daughter. "Whatever made you think that cider would ease the pain ?"

"Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."

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