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« on: Feb 04, 2008, 16:39 »
The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in a coop behind the church.


One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the chickens and discovered that the cockerel was missing.


He knew all about the cock fights that went on in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in  church.


During mass he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" all the men stood up.


"No no that wasn't what I meant."Has anybody seen a cock?" all the women stood up.


"No no that wasn't what I meant either. "Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"


Half the women stood up!


"No no no that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is has anybody seen MY cock?"


Sixteen altar boys two priests and a goat stood up. 



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