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Offline SouthernExPat

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How to find Inner Peace
« on: Sep 23, 2006, 13:47 »
Dear all,
 
I have just received the following advice from a friend on how to find inner peace - I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

This was the advice:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a packet of Kit-Kats, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Hob-Nobs and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel !

Please pass this onto those you feel might be in need of inner peace.



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Re: How to find Inner Peace
« Reply #1 on: Sep 24, 2006, 06:57 »
Bailey's???!!!!!!!!
That stuff in an affront to all that's civilised!
Slither back into your slimey pit of Hell.
Irish whiskey mixed with cow juice??? WTF?

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Re: How to find Inner Peace
« Reply #2 on: Sep 24, 2006, 19:08 »
Bailey's???!!!!!!!!
That stuff in an affront to all that's civilised!
Slither back into your slimey pit of Hell.
Irish whiskey mixed with cow juice??? WTF?

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: How to find Inner Peace
« Reply #3 on: Sep 28, 2006, 23:11 »
Bailey's???!!!!!!!!
That stuff in an affront to all that's civilised!
Slither back into your slimey pit of Hell.
Irish whiskey mixed with cow juice??? WTF?

I have to agree. In fact, apart from the Merlot...they can stick it all!

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