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Cherry Pie

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How to turn tomatoes red
« on: Apr 01, 2009, 10:36 »
Picked up this tip from a gardening forum will have to try it see if it works


A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman
neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"

The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her
tomato garden to see if it would work. So, twice a day for two weeks she
exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "How did you make
out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!"

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