Advertise Here

Author Topic: Hypnotists need to be careful!  (Read 908 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Victoria Sponge

  • Currack
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,194
  • Age: 54
  • Location: Chilton
  • Reputation: 28
  • Referrals: 0
Hypnotists need to be careful!
« on: Aug 20, 2008, 12:31 »
It was entertainment night at the old people's home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations'.

 

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..."

 

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

 

"SH*T" said the Hypnotist.

 

.... It took three days to clean up the old people's home
 

 



Linkback: http://www.northeastforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=16348.0
cat's are cool, dogs drool

Offline greyhound lover

  • Gadgie
  • ***
  • Posts: 455
  • Age: 46
  • Location: Durham
  • Reputation: 4
  • Referrals: 2
Re: Hypnotists need to be careful!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 21, 2008, 08:59 »

Offline bazza

  • Currack
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,643
  • Age: 73
  • Location: Northwich, Cheshire...(formally Chilton)
  • Reputation: 10
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Hypnotists need to be careful!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 21, 2008, 19:00 »
When there is nothing more to be said....Bazza goes and says it

cherylmasters

  • Guest
Re: Hypnotists need to be careful!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 22, 2008, 09:19 »

Tags:
 

Powered by EzPortal
Sitemap 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15