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Knots Landing
« on: Jul 10, 2007, 10:50 »
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parent's house for dinner. When they finished their dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture.
 
While they were walking, they came upon two horses that were mating. She looked at them with wonder because she had never seen anything like this before. So she asked the lad, "What are they doing ?"
 
"They're making love", he replied.
 
"Well, what's that long thing he's sticking in there ?" she asked.
 
"Oh, uh, that's his rope," the farm lad answered.
 
"Well, what are those two round things on the other end ?" she asked.
 
"Those," he said, "Are his knots"
 
The lass smiled, "Oh, OK, I got it"
 
As they continue their stroll round the farm, they came to the barn and went in. She looked at him and said, "I want you to make love to me the way those animals were"
 
Surprised and excited, the farm lad jumped into the hay.
 
But while they were getting on all hot and heavy, she all of a sudden fisted his balls and squeezed them...
 
"Whoa !" the lad shouted, "What are you doing ?!"
 
"Well," the lass innocently replied, "I'm untying the knots so I'll get more rope !"

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