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Hillbilly Redneck

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Lesson Learned
« on: May 19, 2005, 11:02 »
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class
on observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid.

"This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor,
you have to be observant of color, smell, sight,
and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into
the jar and put it into his mouth. His class
watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was
passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger
into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer
shook his head. "If any of you had been observant,
you would have noticed that I put my second finger
into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."



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