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« on: Aug 27, 2006, 22:29 »
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Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are Delusional, press 7, your call will be transfered to the Mothership. If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are Manic Depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway. If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line. If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names. If you have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 911. If you have Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try you call again later. If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #1 on: Aug 30, 2006, 22:09 »
Mental Health in Humour/Funny Jokes link= discrimination=not funny=idiot ? wheres the moderator. PS Manic Depression same thing as Bipolar Disorder

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #2 on: Aug 30, 2006, 22:29 »
Mental Health in Humour/Funny Jokes link= discrimination=not funny=idiot ? wheres the moderator. PS Manic Depression same thing as Bipolar Disorder

Do me a favour and go away.

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #3 on: Aug 30, 2006, 22:36 »
Mental Health in Humour/Funny Jokes link= discrimination=not funny=idiot ? wheres the moderator. PS Manic Depression same thing as Bipolar Disorder

I'm clinically depressed but it made me chuckle.
Spike Milligan was a manic depressive and he was bloody hilarious! Get over it, have a laugh... You'll feel better for it. :roll:

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #4 on: Aug 30, 2006, 22:54 »
Mental Health in Humour/Funny Jokes link= discrimination=not funny=idiot ? wheres the moderator. PS Manic Depression same thing as Bipolar Disorder

Have a word with your Psychiatrist.

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #5 on: Aug 30, 2006, 22:56 »
I can't really say I found anything offensive in that post sue123.? Laughter really is the best medicine and I don't think any harm was meant.

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« Reply #6 on: Aug 30, 2006, 23:55 »
Sorry had a bad time with husband ( Bipola) I can see the funny side of the post but not at the time. As for " Do me a favour go away " well  we are all entitiled to an opinion maybe I made a mistake in thinking this was a site which has that veiw

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #7 on: Aug 31, 2006, 11:20 »
I can't really say I found anything offensive in that post sue123.  Laughter really is the best medicine and I don't think any harm was meant.

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No Harm meant I apologize if I upset anyone

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #8 on: Aug 31, 2006, 20:10 »
Cheers for replies and I have now found my sense of humour it was hiding somewhere for a couple of days, being a northern lass I have a thick skin so bring on the misrable bitch jokes lol.

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #9 on: Aug 31, 2006, 20:29 »
Humour is the key to everything.....  8)

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #10 on: Aug 31, 2006, 20:33 »
Humour is the key to everything.....? 8)

Don't forget about the need for pots of cash and the odd knee-trembler. :wink:

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Re: Mental Health
« Reply #11 on: Aug 31, 2006, 20:37 »
Humour is the key to everything.....? 8)

Don't forget about the need for pots of cash and the odd knee-trembler. :wink:

Ya right about the cash! but what has playing with yourself got to do with it?

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