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Mummy!, mummy!
« on: Nov 27, 2005, 21:40 »
Mummy!, mummy! Are you sure this is how you learn to swim?
Shut up and get back in the sack!

Mummy!, mummy! Can i lick the bowl?
No, just flush it like everyone else!

Mummy!, mummy! Can I play in the sand pit?
Not until I find a better place to bury daddy.

Mummy!, mummy! Can I wear a bra now i'm 16?
Shut up Albert!

Mummy!, mummy! Daddy's had a heart attack!
Don't make me laugh, you know my lips are chapped.

Mummy!, mummy! I don't like bows in my hair!
Shut up and lift the other arm.

Mummy!, mummy! When will the paddling pool be full?
Shut up and keep spitting.

Mummy!, mummy! My egg tastes bad.
Stop complaining and just eat it.
But mummy, do I have to eat the beak as well?

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