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Officer & Blonde
« on: Jul 10, 2007, 10:08 »
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulls over a car for speeding. He goes up to the car and asks the driver to roll down her window.
 
The first thing he notices, besides the nice red sports car, is how hot the driver is ! Blue eyes, blonde, busty, leggy, the works.
 
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license, please ?"
 
"What's a license ?" the blonde asks, instantly giving away the fact that she is as dumb as a stump.
 
"It's usually in your wallet," replies the officer.
 
After fumbling for a few minutes, the blonde manages to find it.
 
"Now may I see your registration, please, Ma'am ?" the cop says.
 
"Registration... What's that...?" asks the blonde driver.
 
"It's usually in your glove compartment," the cop replies impatiently. And after some more fumbling, she finds the registration.
 
"I'll be back in a minute," he says and walks back to his patrol car from where he calls in to the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration.
 
After a few moments, the dispatcher comes back, "Ummm... is this woman driving a red sports car ?" he asks.
 
"Yes," replies the officer.
 
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde with boobs to die for ?" asks the dispatcher.

"Uh... yes," replies the cop.
 
"Here's what you do," the dispatcher goes, "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."
 
"What ? I can't do that," the cop replies, "It's... inappropriate."
 
"Trust me, mate, just do it," the dispatcher says.
 
So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher told him to and gives the busty blonde a look and blinks one eye with a smile.
 
The blonde looks down at his manhood and sighs... "Ohh no... not another breathalyzer..."

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