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re: Currency debate
« on: Mar 18, 2005, 14:37 »
40,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a "Geordies Are Not Stupid"
Convention. Alan Shearer says, "We are all here today to prove to the
world  that  Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" Kieron
Dyer gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Shearer asks him, "What is  15 plus 15?"  After 15 or 20 seconds Dyer
says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then
40,000 Geordies start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him
another chance!" Shearer says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of
getting 40,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and
global broadcast media here,I think we can give him another chance." So
he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says,
"Ninety?" Shearer is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a
dejected sigh - everyone is disheartened - Dyer starts crying and the
40,000 geordies begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM
ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Shearer, unsure whether or not
he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one
more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?" Kieran closes his eyes, and after a
whole minute eventually says, "Four?"  Throughout the stadium
pandemonium breaks out as all 40,000 geordies jump to their feet, wave
their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!

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re: Geordies are not stupid
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re: Geordies are not stupid
« Reply #2 on: Mar 18, 2005, 15:18 »

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Re: re: Currency debate
« Reply #3 on: Mar 18, 2005, 16:18 »
Quote from: bossman
40,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a "Geordies Are Not Stupid"
Convention. Alan Shearer says, "We are all here today to prove to the
world  that  Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" Kieron
Dyer gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Shearer asks him, "What is  15 plus 15?"  After 15 or 20 seconds Dyer
says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then
40,000 Geordies start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him
another chance!" Shearer says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of
getting 40,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and
global broadcast media here,I think we can give him another chance." So
he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says,
"Ninety?" Shearer is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a
dejected sigh - everyone is disheartened - Dyer starts crying and the
40,000 geordies begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM
ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Shearer, unsure whether or not
he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one
more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?" Kieran closes his eyes, and after a
whole minute eventually says, "Four?"  Throughout the stadium
pandemonium breaks out as all 40,000 geordies jump to their feet, wave
their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!



Sunderland also tried this but couldn't get anywhere near 40,000 fans to come to their stadium, they are planning doing theirs on Giro day  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Re: re: Currency debate
« Reply #4 on: Mar 21, 2005, 11:02 »
Quote from: class in a glass
Quote from: bossman
40,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a "Geordies Are Not Stupid"
Convention. Alan Shearer says, "We are all here today to prove to the
world  that  Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" Kieron
Dyer gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Shearer asks him, "What is  15 plus 15?"  After 15 or 20 seconds Dyer
says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then
40,000 Geordies start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him
another chance!" Shearer says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of
getting 40,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and
global broadcast media here,I think we can give him another chance." So
he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says,
"Ninety?" Shearer is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a
dejected sigh - everyone is disheartened - Dyer starts crying and the
40,000 geordies begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM
ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Shearer, unsure whether or not
he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one
more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?" Kieran closes his eyes, and after a
whole minute eventually says, "Four?"  Throughout the stadium
pandemonium breaks out as all 40,000 geordies jump to their feet, wave
their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!



Sunderland also tried this but couldn't get anywhere near 40,000 fans to come to their stadium, they are planning doing theirs on Giro day  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


it was also reported that the stadium of light has a structual fault...


the seats face the pitch!!

*BoomBoom*

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re: Geordies are not stupid
« Reply #5 on: Mar 21, 2005, 12:54 »
I really like that one too.

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