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Redneck Farmer's Son
« on: Jul 10, 2007, 11:24 »
A redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in the barn.
 
"Boy, you gotta quit that ! Go out and get yourself a wife."
 
So the lad went out and found himself a pretty young lass, to whom he got married. But a week or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son fewerishly 'choking the chicken' in the barn again.
 
"You crazy boy !" he yelled, "That Elli-Mae is a fine young gal !"
 
"I know Paw," the lad said, "but her arm gets so tired sometimes !"

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