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Offline PR-40

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Smelly Feet
« on: Mar 14, 2005, 20:50 »
Dear Mr Crun,
                       Could you please explain why it seems to be that Womens
feet don't pong as much as Mens?I'm sure you could come up with the answer.

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re: Smelly Feet
« Reply #1 on: Mar 14, 2005, 23:14 »
Hello PR-40,
I'm sorry but I can't find a definative answer to your question. :(
It did get me thinking though...
I only suffer from pongy feet when I wear Dr. Martin's :!:  :?: .
I can walk for miles and miles in Caterpillars or Timberlands without any adverse effects and yet, when I come home from work, where I'm required to wear Dr. Martin's steel toe capped shoes, even the cat wont come anywhere near me untill I've had a good soak in the bath to defeat the pong.
Yours pungently,
Crun

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« Reply #2 on: Mar 15, 2005, 13:09 »
May I put forward my opinion on the matter,

I think the clue's all in the sock.

Since I've stopped buying 100% cotton socks, my aroma has taken a turn for the worse. I'm sure if a woman wore mens' acrylic work socks with steel-capped boots, her feet would let off a stench just as bad as Crun's.

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« Reply #3 on: Mar 15, 2005, 13:15 »
I believe it is not all in the sock but also it has something to do with what you have eaten for breakfast. When I eat a full english, my odour is quite pleasing yet when I have cereal or toast, it is unbearable. This has caused me to make sure I have a full english every morning to avoid the stares of fellow family members.

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« Reply #4 on: Mar 15, 2005, 15:33 »
More to the point, why do your feet smell and your nose runs?  :?


Kevin

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« Reply #5 on: Mar 15, 2005, 16:33 »
Quote from: Northumborman
More to the point, why do your feet smell and your nose runs?  :?


That is a very fair point. Maybe the government should spend a few quid on a study.

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« Reply #6 on: Mar 15, 2005, 16:45 »
Quote from: Chompish
Quote from: Northumborman
More to the point, why do your feet smell and your nose runs?  :?


That is a very fair point. Maybe the government should spend a few quid on a study.


Dont let them hear you say that or they will

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« Reply #7 on: Mar 15, 2005, 16:49 »
Probably. It will cost a couple of million or something like that but "we will all reap the benefits" They usually come up with that sort of drivel.

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« Reply #8 on: Mar 15, 2005, 16:54 »
You will get some spotty kid doing his PhD on smelly feet sponsered by the govenment

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« Reply #9 on: Mar 15, 2005, 16:57 »
Yep, would be in all the papers, but at least we would learn the secrets behind smelly feet, and no doubt every household in the country would receive an advice leaflet costing millions more.

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Re: re: Smelly Feet
« Reply #10 on: Mar 15, 2005, 17:35 »
Quote from: Northumborman
More to the point, why do your feet smell and your nose runs?  :?


Kevin


By George!!!
What a remarkable observation!  :lol:

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Re: re: Smelly Feet
« Reply #11 on: Mar 15, 2005, 18:14 »
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I believe it is not all in the sock but also it has something to do with what you have eaten for breakfast. When I eat a full english, my odour is quite pleasing yet when I have cereal or toast, it is unbearable. This has caused me to make sure I have a full english every morning to avoid the stares of fellow family members.


I thought the topic of anatomy was feet?

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