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The Old Ones Are The Best
« on: Jul 16, 2007, 10:35 »
Women's Institute National Conference:

 The first speaker, a lady from Nottingham , stood and said, "During last
 Year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.

 Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Trevor, that
 I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
 After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on
 the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."(The crowd
 cheered).

 The second speaker from York , stood up and said, "After last year's
 conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer
 do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I
 saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on The third day, I
 saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well. (The
 crowd again cheered).

 The third speaker, from Newcastle, stood up and said "Afta last yee-ah's
 confrence, aah went hyem and telt that lazy basstad of mine, Geordie,
 that I was nee langa pickin up his beer cans, cookin his bait and washin
 his kecks and that he was gonna hafftu de them hisell. (The crowd went
 wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes). She
 continued............."Afta the forst day,I nevah saw nowt. Afta the
 second day I nevah saw nowt, but afta the thord day, I could see little
 bit out of me left eye." -- 


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