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Title: What would you do if.....
Post by: You on Mar 12, 2005, 07:20
You won the jackpot on the lottery?


Please note this is in the humour section so we can hopefully have a bit of a laugh with this thread. :D
Title: re: What would you do if.....
Post by: llllllllllll llll lllllll on Mar 12, 2005, 08:04
Give the bossman his fiver.
Title: re: What would you do if.....
Post by: Chompish on Mar 12, 2005, 10:33
Work harder
Title: re: What would you do if.....
Post by: PR-40 on Mar 12, 2005, 11:51
Create a nasty smell,and a lot of dirty washing. :shock:
Title: re: What would you do if.....
Post by: incredabuz on Mar 13, 2005, 06:05
Sell the bath



Iv'e allways wanted to be filthy rich :lol:
Title: Re: re: What would you do if.....
Post by: PR-40 on Mar 13, 2005, 12:33
Quote from: sandman
What would you do if you came home from work to find your wife in bed with your best friend?

I know what i'd do - I'd send the wife downstairs to make my tea while I took the dog outside for a good long walk.


I'd worry about my best friends eyesight.
Title: re: What would you do if.....
Post by: You on Mar 13, 2005, 13:06
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I'd worry about my best friends eyesight.


LOL   :lol:  :lol:  8)  Nice one.

What would you do if you only had 6 months to live?
Title: re: What would you do if.....
Post by: PR-40 on Mar 13, 2005, 19:25
Sue the calender manufacturers for printing a misleading publication.
Title: Re: re: What would you do if.....
Post by: Bookworm on Mar 15, 2005, 01:06
Quote from: Angus Young

What would you do if you only had 6 months to live?


I'd ask for a reduction because I'm quite impatient.... Who wants to live forever?