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« on: Mar 12, 2005, 07:20 »
You won the jackpot on the lottery?


Please note this is in the humour section so we can hopefully have a bit of a laugh with this thread. :D

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« Reply #1 on: Mar 12, 2005, 08:04 »
Give the bossman his fiver.

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« Reply #3 on: Mar 12, 2005, 11:51 »
Create a nasty smell,and a lot of dirty washing. :shock:

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« Reply #4 on: Mar 13, 2005, 06:05 »
Sell the bath



Iv'e allways wanted to be filthy rich :lol:

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« Reply #5 on: Mar 13, 2005, 12:33 »
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What would you do if you came home from work to find your wife in bed with your best friend?

I know what i'd do - I'd send the wife downstairs to make my tea while I took the dog outside for a good long walk.


I'd worry about my best friends eyesight.

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« Reply #6 on: Mar 13, 2005, 13:06 »
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I'd worry about my best friends eyesight.


LOL   :lol:  :lol:  8)  Nice one.

What would you do if you only had 6 months to live?

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« Reply #7 on: Mar 13, 2005, 19:25 »
Sue the calender manufacturers for printing a misleading publication.

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« Reply #8 on: Mar 15, 2005, 01:06 »
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What would you do if you only had 6 months to live?


I'd ask for a reduction because I'm quite impatient.... Who wants to live forever?

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