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The Afterlife
« on: Jun 19, 2004, 19:57 »
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the
other of the afterlife. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no
Heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his
word he made contact.
"Mary... Mary.... "
"Is that you Fred?"
"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I
bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much
all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over
"Oh Fred you surely must be in Heaven."
"Hell no. I'm a rabbit in Sunderland."



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