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The Green Giant is a Woman...
« on: Mar 23, 2012, 14:25 »
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A TOWN councillor who has big political aspirations in the Scarborough area believes he has had “hundreds” of encounters with aliens, it has emerged.

Simon Parkes, who was elected to Whitby Town Council in February as a Labour Party candidate and may stand for Scarborough Council, claims he has a 9ft tall green “mother” and has been visited by extra-terrestrial beings throughout his life.

He says he has also been the subject of “horrific” alien operations, and had an implant put into his hand by the creatures.

As the first of many unusual claims Cllr Parkes makes on a video on YouTube, he says he can recall seeing a kite-shaped face when he was a foetus in the womb.

He goes on to say that the first direct encounter he recalls with an alien came when he was a six-month-old baby.

“I was in the cot,” Cllr Parkes said. “Two green stick things came in. I was aware of some movement over my head. I thought ‘they’re not mummy’s hands, mummy’s hands are pink.’”

Cllr Parkes says he was then picked up by the creature, which was 9ft tall, had huge eyes, two holes for a nose and was wearing a purple cloak.

“I was looking straight into its face,” he said. “It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain. It says ‘I’m your real mother, I’m your more important mother.’”
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Re: The Green Giant is a Woman...
« Reply #1 on: Mar 23, 2012, 14:38 »
His daughter has just replied to the article now. She's not very amused with some of the comments people have left.

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Re: The Green Giant is a Woman...
« Reply #2 on: Mar 23, 2012, 16:03 »
His daughter has just replied to the article now. She's not very amused with some of the comments people have left.

lol, I can imagine... :D

see, when you put your self in the public domain you have to expect funny things to happen - especially when one comes out with such strange statements...!

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Re: The Green Giant is a Woman...
« Reply #3 on: Mar 23, 2012, 16:09 »
Well, I just hope he told his daughter before he made it public that her nan is the Green Giant.

I can't wait for Gaz to read the article. I seem to remember he likes a bit of The Unknown. Am sure he'll have an interesting theory on this, too.

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Re: The Green Giant is a Woman...
« Reply #4 on: Mar 23, 2012, 22:37 »
It seems that not only Ferryhill Council has a Ball bag on their membership.

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