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Viz Tips
« on: Feb 18, 2012, 13:13 »
Create your own Florence and The Machine album by locking a screech owl in a room full of windchimes.

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Re: Viz Tips
« Reply #1 on: Feb 18, 2012, 13:49 »
Don't throw away your old Clothes and Teatowels.

Send them to:

Mrs Gloria Smithers
24,George St
Dunston
Tyne and Wear

And she'll throw them away for you

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Re: Viz Tips
« Reply #2 on: Feb 18, 2012, 20:35 »
PUBLIC TOILET users. When you realise the person in the next cubicle is holding fire until you leave, simply open and close the toilet door without leaving. Their first plop can then be greeted with a huge cheer

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Re: Viz Tips
« Reply #3 on: Feb 19, 2012, 13:27 »
Avoid spending a fortune on expensive binoculars, simply move closer to the object you wish to view.

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Re: Viz Tips
« Reply #4 on: Feb 20, 2012, 11:22 »
Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y

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