Ok ladys you're in Primark, queueing in single file, the girl in front of you doesn't have her purse, and to your dismay, you realise you don't have yours either. A solution is that your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw her purse to you, you can't jump until the purse has been thrown to you. Once the purse has been thrown you can quickly dodge the lass in front then confront the girl on the desk.That's right girls, THE OFFSIDE RULE IN A LANGUAGE YOU UNDERSTAND, NOW DON'T INTERRUPT ME FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS!!!

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