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Tiger Woods
« on: Dec 04, 2009, 17:21 »
Q: What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal?
A: They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing. 

Why did Tiger leave the house so early? He has a 2:30 tree time.

What do a Cadillac SUV and a Nike golf ball have in common? Tiger Woods can drive them both into the trees.

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