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Jokes and Humour / Re: Joke
« Last Post by Lancelot on Today at 12:12 »
Julie Andrews has resigned as the face for the new Rimmel vibrant shades lipsticks.

She found that it broke far to easily and while using it her breath smelled, she told reporters,

"Supercoulourfragilelipstickgavemehalitosis."
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Jokes and Humour / Re: Joke
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 13, 2018, 17:56  »
A Australian man had just come home from a trip to Africa with a contagious disease and was admitted to Hospital for further tests.
He was then locked in a hospital room away from anyone, and the phone rang from his hospital bedside table.

It was the Doctor ringing him to tell him that he had a contagious disease and is going to put him on a flat diet of which consisted of pizzas , pancakes, and pitta bread.

He said to the Doctor will that cure my disease and the Doctor said " no it won't but it's the only foods we can get under the door".
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Jokes and Humour / Joke
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 12, 2018, 10:18  »

 
Join Date: Jul 2000
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Easier than it used to be:

Fellow goes into a shop and says:

"I'd like to buy a wasp"

Shopkeeper: "We don't sell wasps"

"But you've got one in the window....."
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Jokes and Humour / Jokes
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 12, 2018, 10:14  »
They told me I’d never be any good at poetry because I’m dyslexic, but I've proved them wrong. So far I’ve made two jugs, an ashtray and a vase!
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General Discussions / Re: Is anyone alive on the site?
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 06, 2018, 13:43  »
I guess they are all dead, or dumb.
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General Discussions / Re: Is anyone alive on the site?
« Last Post by Lancelot on Sep 27, 2018, 00:23  »
Is anyone out there?   Say something, even if it is "something"  Go on, be brave, say it!  Just one word something.
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County Durham News and Discussions / Ferryhill: A Visual History
« Last Post by dnixon on Sep 08, 2018, 14:01  »
My old Ferryhill history website may have gone, but my new book is rising from the ashes...

www.Facebook.com/FerryhillAVisualHistory

Please like and follow the above link for updates.  Thanks
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General Discussions / Re: Is anyone alive on the site?
« Last Post by Lancelot on Aug 22, 2018, 23:53  »
I guess that the 23 who have viewed my posting are not really alive, just pretending to be so.
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General Discussions / Is anyone alive on the site?
« Last Post by Lancelot on Aug 17, 2018, 22:14  »
Is anyone alive on the site?  Hasn't anyone anything to post about anything or are you all dumb?  A great site and yet no-one wants to post anything.
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Going Out in County Durham / Re: The Aviator
« Last Post by Lancelot on Aug 11, 2018, 00:19  »
What a dumb lot, can't be bothered to reply.

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