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Jokes and Humour / "Northerners are almost human" say Conservatives
« Last Post by Legend on Oct 03, 2016, 08:17  »
TODAY’S Northerner is now almost on a par with humans, the Conservatives have announced.

In a pitch to swing voters north of Birmingham the party will set out plans to overhaul Lancashire, Yorkshire, Cumbria and Northumberland with the introduction of schools, toilet paper and cutlery.

According to an opinion poll, only 57% of Conservatives now believe that Northerners are an exclusively male race which reproduces via intercourse with stoats, ferrets and badgers.

A party spokesman said: “The modern Northerner has evolved to such an extent that it could be brought along to a dinner party, perhaps on a leash or in a very big jar.

“Indeed the progress of the Northerner is in many respects analogous to that of its beloved pie.

“Once it was little more than a pastry receptacle for pulped genitals adrift in an oozing black tar, shunned by even the semi-literate.

“Now it frequently contains fair to average meats and is served to dinner guests across Surrey, often with a salad garnish and a hint of irony.”
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General Discussions / Re: New plastic fivers
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 02, 2016, 20:06  »
You must have too many Boris!!
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General Discussions / Does anyone have solar panels?
« Last Post by Legend on Sep 28, 2016, 20:59  »
Does anyone have solar panels on their house? I'm investigating whether to get them and would like some advice please.
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General Sports Chat / Re: Sam Alladyce
« Last Post by Legend on Sep 28, 2016, 18:52  »
What a prize idiot. The man was on £3m to manage England and threw that away for a £400k bribe. How greedy can you be? I bet Sunderland and Ellis Short are very impressed considering Allardyce left them in a very difficult position over the summer. Unbelievable really.
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Intros and Celebrations / Re: Hello
« Last Post by Boris the Spider on Sep 28, 2016, 08:53  »
Mainly watch crap tv and bark at the moon.
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Intros and Celebrations / Re: Hello
« Last Post by StormBorn on Sep 27, 2016, 23:42  »
Hi Boris - I smile at strangers  :)  I also boycott the main stream media and as many corporations as possible that don't pay their fair share of tax in the UK. I also pick up litter and do everything I can to improve my community.  What do you do?
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General Discussions / Re: Trump v Clinton
« Last Post by llllllllllll llll lllllll on Sep 27, 2016, 22:05  »
They have just had 8 years of turmoil, so no change there then.
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General Discussions / Re: The Northern Lights
« Last Post by Legend on Sep 27, 2016, 17:50  »
You can get to Iceland pretty cheaply these days, but once there I hear it's mega-expensive, and you'd better like fish!
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Computer and Tech Chat / Re: No Man's Sky
« Last Post by Legend on Sep 27, 2016, 17:48  »
I don't think it's as good as people hoped. There seems to be tons of bugs in it, some people saying it's almost unplayable.
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General Sports Chat / Sam Alladyce
« Last Post by Boris the Spider on Sep 27, 2016, 17:46  »
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