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Offline SouthernExPat

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Gay Flight Attendant
« on: Feb 26, 2012, 14:20 »
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT:

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that, 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead...Do not walk in front of me, for I may not Follow...Do not walk beside me...just f*ck off and leave me alone!


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Offline auntieB

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Re: Gay Flight Attendant
« Reply #1 on: Feb 29, 2012, 12:09 »
lol i love that so much, reminded me of a story of an elderly asian lady in a hospital bed. The nurse said that she would help her out of bed and then bent down to get her slippers from under the bed. The nurse new no more till the old lady tried to climb on her back for a carry lol  :)

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