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A Drunk & a Priest
« on: Jul 13, 2004, 19:22 »
A drunken man who stunk of beer sat down on the tube next to a priest.The drunk's tie was stained ,his face was covered with red lipstick,and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.He opened his newspaper and began reading.After a while the man turned to the priest and said,"Say ,Farther,what causes arthritis?"

"My Son,it's caused by loose living,being with cheep women,too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."

"Well,I'll be dammed."the drunk muttered,returning to his paper.

The priest thinking about what he had said,nudged the man and apologized.                                                                                            
"I'm very sorry,I didn't mean to come on so strong.How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it Farther,I was just reading here that the Pope does"   :lol:

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