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A duck walks into a bar ....
« on: May 10, 2004, 07:08 »
A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any bloody bread, ask me again and I'll nail your bloody beak to the bar you irritating bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"

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