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Bastard Turkey!
« on: Oct 10, 2011, 21:34 »
A woman me mam knows was on about getting her turkey in for Christmas, she said "I always make sure I get a bastard Turkey"

Me Mam said don't you mean a basted one, she went bright red then and said I always wondered why they called them that, for the past god knows how many years she'd been going into the butchers and asking them for a Bastard Turkey!


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Re: Bastard Turkey!
« Reply #1 on: Oct 11, 2011, 21:15 »
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead...Do not walk in front of me, for I may not Follow...Do not walk beside me...just f*ck off and leave me alone!

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