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Charver definitions
« on: Oct 01, 2004, 14:59 »
1. What do you call a Charver in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Charver in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

3. What do you call a Charver in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Charver?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Charvers like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a
flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Charvette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. If you see a Charver on a bike, why should you try not to run him
over?
It's probably your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Charver and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Charver quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Charvers into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. 2 Charvers in a car without any trance music. Who's driving?
The police.

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« Reply #1 on: Oct 01, 2004, 18:15 »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  Inspired brilliance.

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« Reply #3 on: Oct 10, 2004, 14:35 »
Thank god someone else who hates them with a passion

oops sorry most of them would say to that "Calm ya Fu**in passions man"

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« Reply #4 on: Oct 21, 2004, 23:23 »


What 'ya bangin' on about ya mingin' hobbit  :?:

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« Reply #5 on: Oct 22, 2004, 21:58 »
You don't look well mate!!

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« Reply #6 on: Oct 25, 2004, 14:23 »
Magic! I'm going to direct a few friends this way.  :lol:

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