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« on: Oct 12, 2018, 10:18 »

 
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Easier than it used to be:

Fellow goes into a shop and says:

"I'd like to buy a wasp"

Shopkeeper: "We don't sell wasps"

"But you've got one in the window....."

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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: Oct 13, 2018, 17:56 »
A Australian man had just come home from a trip to Africa with a contagious disease and was admitted to Hospital for further tests.
He was then locked in a hospital room away from anyone, and the phone rang from his hospital bedside table.

It was the Doctor ringing him to tell him that he had a contagious disease and is going to put him on a flat diet of which consisted of pizzas , pancakes, and pitta bread.

He said to the Doctor will that cure my disease and the Doctor said " no it won't but it's the only foods we can get under the door".

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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: Oct 16, 2018, 12:12 »
Julie Andrews has resigned as the face for the new Rimmel vibrant shades lipsticks.

She found that it broke far to easily and while using it her breath smelled, she told reporters,

"Supercoulourfragilelipstickgavemehalitosis."

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