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« Reply #11 on: Sep 25, 2005, 11:30 »
got a chain saw, hacked of his spare finger and toes, then looked around to see what was available to slaughter.........

this is a horror story isn't it  :twisted:  :twisted:

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 25, 2005, 11:59 »
however, because of his injuries, he was unable to restart the chain saw so he....

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« Reply #13 on: Sep 25, 2005, 13:12 »
decided to go to the pub and have a pint but on his way there he

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« Reply #14 on: Sep 25, 2005, 13:24 »
stopped off at the newsagents to buy a copy of 'never ending stories weekly'.  On the front cover there was a big picture of...

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« Reply #15 on: Sep 25, 2005, 14:16 »
a very rare Pinky Winky Bird! so he went looking for his mate who was in search of such a specimen` but.....

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« Reply #16 on: Sep 25, 2005, 14:21 »
he went missing as well...

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« Reply #17 on: Sep 25, 2005, 15:41 »
Time to pick up the pinky winky bird , visit The Bush and .............

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« Reply #18 on: Sep 25, 2005, 16:25 »
get absolutely obliterated...

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« Reply #19 on: Sep 25, 2005, 17:25 »
while whistling Yankee doodle dandy and spinning fried eggs on a stick at the same time as......

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« Reply #20 on: Sep 25, 2005, 17:47 »
a huge U.S. soldier (who was in chilton with the 33rd marine corp for realistic exercises) across the bar took offence at their version of the song` they were singing yankie doodle wankie! so he....

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« Reply #21 on: Sep 25, 2005, 17:50 »
went to the corner sobbing,everything went quiet and

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« Reply #22 on: Sep 25, 2005, 17:53 »
he admitted that although he had scrapped in most places around the world and had 398 medals to prove it! chilton was certainly the scariest place he had been to `so the locals...

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« Reply #23 from previous page: Sep 25, 2005, 22:28 »
took him to the club instead where the beer was...

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