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« on: Oct 13, 2019, 09:57 »
 "Your dog has been barking for the last 3 friggin hours!" My neighbour ranted this morning,
"I've got a serious hangover and I'm trying to get some sleep!"

"Then it might help if you got out of his kennel" I told him.



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Re: NOW
« Reply #1 on: Oct 22, 2019, 09:26 »
An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.

She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

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