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« on: Dec 19, 2010, 13:16 »
On Christmas Eve Santa came down a chimney and a woman was asleep on the sofa but he woke her up.

"Sorry to wake you" Said Santa "Just delivering the presents for the children"

"That's OK" She said "I'm glad you did I've always fancied you, so come and get on the sofa and make love to me"

Santa said "I'd love to but I've got to deliver all the other children's presents"

"Oh surely you've got time for a quick one?" With that she started taking her close off.

"OK I might as well" Said Santa "I can't get back up the chimney now" :lol: :lol: :lol:

You can't have everything! After all where would you put it?


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