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« on: Jun 03, 2005, 20:39 »
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"once upon a time, there was a weasel called Colin"

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« Reply #1 on: Jun 03, 2005, 20:55 »
Colin didn't like being a weasle because some of the other woodland animals compared him to a second-hand car salesman, who lived in a neighbouring village.
Colin wanted to be a fruit-bat.

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« Reply #2 on: Jun 03, 2005, 22:01 »
He wanted to be a fruit bat so he could chew fruit, then spit out the seeds at his enemy's  :!:

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« Reply #3 on: Jun 04, 2005, 02:37 »
The next day Colin went along to a darkened cave in the forest to hang out with some local fruitbats and do a bit of research into the subject, but became encrusted in the guano which the bats were dropping onto him.

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« Reply #4 on: Jun 04, 2005, 08:23 »
So colin decided enough was enough and applied to the authorities for a council house away from doggie......

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« Reply #5 on: Jun 04, 2005, 11:11 »
But he was told that he did not have enough housing points and in order to earn more he should proceed to go and get a girl up the duff and make a joint application on the grounds that she is pregnant.

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« Reply #6 on: Jun 04, 2005, 11:24 »
Unable to conceive with the love of his life Colin went to the pub to drown his sorrows in a couple of gallons of the landlords best alcoholic weasel juice.

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« Reply #7 on: Jun 04, 2005, 12:00 »
after several gallons Colin realised he had strayed into The Pink Palace gay bar instead of his usual and began to question his sexuality

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« Reply #8 on: Jun 04, 2005, 19:02 »
After being complemented, several times, about the condition of his soft, furry pelt, Colin felt a little uneasy and decided to go elsewhere.

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« Reply #9 on: Jun 04, 2005, 19:06 »
So he hopped on a bus to Shildon where he met another fruit bat called Gladys, Gladys convinced him he was all man and............

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« Reply #10 on: Jun 04, 2005, 19:10 »
After a while they found themselvs outside a takaway,they felt a little hugry so went in,only to find

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« Reply #11 on: Jun 04, 2005, 19:21 »
that the menu was a bit dodgy! his uncle albert was on the menu! and to his horror he wasn`t being served with chips.....

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