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« Reply #11 on: Jun 04, 2005, 19:21 »
that the menu was a bit dodgy! his uncle albert was on the menu! and to his horror he wasn`t being served with chips.....

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« Reply #12 on: Jun 04, 2005, 23:58 »
he was actually being served with a side salad!! Colin thought 'This is really strange, here i am, a weasel that wants to be a fruit bat, in a house of ill ke-re-bab-pute, which is  a human thing, and do you know what? i actually like it!'
He was there for forty five minutes waiting for his eel when Chesney Hwkes, ladies and gentlemen, CHESNEY HAWKES!! came on the radio, with 'I am the one and only'

It was then that Colin realised that he was actually a geordie aerobics instructor!! Shock Horror.

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« Reply #13 on: Jun 05, 2005, 00:51 »
Colin had been dreaming.
After blinking a few times, he found himself in front of a crowd of sweaty women in leotards.
"Come on push it ya idle bu**ers!... Ya can dee a few mer reps!" said Colin.

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« Reply #14 on: Jun 05, 2005, 14:33 »
trouble was..that dreaming about the Pink Palace had lasting implications; Colin started admiring the brightly coloured leotards in front of him...not because of the curvacious female forms inside them ....but because he wanted to wear one himself!!!!

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« Reply #15 on: Jun 05, 2005, 19:37 »
This made him do a bit of soul searching into his future!...and so he decided to become a solicitor like all successful weasels before him ` with the added advantage of being able to employ himself in prosecuting people for slander who dared to call him a poofter because of his choice of tutu?

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« Reply #16 on: Jun 06, 2005, 23:52 »
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This made him do a bit of soul searching into his future!...and so he decided to become a solicitor like all successful weasels before him ` with the added advantage of being able to employ himself in prosecuting people for slander who dared to call him a poofter because of his choice of tutu?


But Colin wasn't looking to wear pin striped tutus like his barrister chums.  Colin was content with being a "solicitor for the people" and his first case was...

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« Reply #17 on: Jun 07, 2005, 08:41 »
The People versus Chesney Hawkes, a case against the unadulterated manipulation of the formation of musical taste in pubescent young girls.  His peers thought him insane to....

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« Reply #18 on: Jun 07, 2005, 09:06 »
... even consider being involved with the case. The courtroom was packed and everybody was aghast when the judge suddenly...

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« Reply #19 on: Jun 07, 2005, 09:33 »
Got up from behind his desk, lifted up his frog with one hand while grabbing his rug with the other throwing it across the court room waving his arm wildly while shouting "Hit it !" followed by the loud speakers playing the most awful tune known to man and the Judge, in a Barry White-ish tone, crooned off the top of his lungs the theme from...

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« Reply #20 on: Jun 07, 2005, 11:19 »
....Button Moon, which resulted in a disgusted Barry White coming down from the heavens and hitting the judge with a rather long.....

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« Reply #21 on: Jun 07, 2005, 16:42 »
...saveloy, which was covered in...

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« Reply #22 on: Jun 07, 2005, 17:14 »
...Smelly Marmite past its sell-by date with bits of butter and burnt, old toast pieces in as well which made the Judge, now all sticky and hysterically screaming like a silly lass, urge for a shower and a luke-warm...

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« Reply #23 from previous page: Jun 07, 2005, 23:20 »
... coffee enema. Which, on reflection, he thought was a bad idea.
After thoroughly aquainting himself with the local toilet facilities, the Judge decided that "Enough was enough!" and directed his energies to "Saving the world."
At the top of his agenda was...

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