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« Reply #23 on: Jun 07, 2005, 23:20 »
... coffee enema. Which, on reflection, he thought was a bad idea.
After thoroughly aquainting himself with the local toilet facilities, the Judge decided that "Enough was enough!" and directed his energies to "Saving the world."
At the top of his agenda was...

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« Reply #24 on: Jun 08, 2005, 09:05 »
Capturing ferret bin laden who was hiding out in Hartlepool as a french monkey. The good folk of hartlepool would like..

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« Reply #25 on: Jun 08, 2005, 09:13 »
Bulk buying rope like there was no tomorrow!  Although copies of...

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« Reply #26 on: Jun 08, 2005, 11:14 »
Farmyard Frolics were in strong supply in that part of the country, something to do with people starting to worship monkeys and........

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« Reply #27 on: Jun 08, 2005, 12:56 »
cottage cheese that would attract swarms of rabid mice that would invade blackhall with...

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« Reply #28 on: Jun 08, 2005, 13:00 »
itchy red fleas hopping from guest to guest while they nibbled on crumbs from the Pizza shop.

It was at this point that Colin looked up to the sky and saw..

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« Reply #29 on: Jun 08, 2005, 13:28 »
A 1930's bi-plane, slowly and noisily rattling across the evening sky, 2 wing walkers adorning its outstretched wires.  The banner that flew behind it glaringly obvious for all to see for many miles read....

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« Reply #30 on: Jun 08, 2005, 13:39 »
..."Vote for Deidre, your caring candidate"...not only had Colin slipped back several years in time,but was also knee deep in popular Mancurian soapworld, probably as a result of.......

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« Reply #31 on: Jun 08, 2005, 14:35 »
ITV and the way it makes Monday nights a bore by saturating its main channel with pointless drivel such as Emmerdale and Coronation Street double episodes. If I could do anything to stop this farcical nonsense I would.....

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« Reply #32 on: Jun 08, 2005, 19:28 »
bring back dixon of dock greenin TECHNICOLOR !!!  Then  shop keeper appeared and said......

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« Reply #33 on: Jun 08, 2005, 20:53 »
...Evening Colin; here's that barrowload of mackerel and banjos you requested. By the way - how did the operation on your......

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« Reply #34 on: Jun 08, 2005, 21:53 »
sphincter go` which was blocked up with mackerel and banjos....

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« Reply #35 from previous page: Jun 08, 2005, 22:27 »
"Who ordered the steak?"  the waiter shouted. being from seaton carew he was quite short sighted and not very bright  he didnt notice the banjo playing bum in the corner. Suddenly a..........

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