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Why is it that no matter what I do.....
« on: Apr 29, 2005, 21:26 »
Why is it no matter what good I do, like bringing home a packet, putting food ont able etc... my wife has the utmost trouble in picking up my pants and socks. Indeed she often refuses to pick them up, stating "where do these live? On the floor?" to which i obviously reply " NO!"

And why do women in general never listen to movie plots?

Who's he? Is that the Baddy? Is he going to kill that man?

why wont wimmin shurrup

pray tell Mr Crun the Incrunible

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re: Why is it that no matter what I do.....
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2005, 01:00 »
Why the heck should "wimmin shurrup"? Why should they be interested in the same things that you are?
If you're lucky enough to have a woman in your life you should treasure her as if her's was your own life.
As for your pants and socks... A real man should be able to take care of himself without relying on someone else to pick up after him.
Just bringing home the bacon doesn't make you a Man!
Crun :evil:

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Re: Why is it that no matter what I do.....
« Reply #2 on: Nov 03, 2010, 23:51 »
She still has not improved. 5 years later and she whinges and moans about everything.

Yesterday she threw a lump of cheese at me. I thought 'That's not very mature'.

I now have approximately 600 pairs of stinking socks on the floor and yet she does not pick them up.

What am I to do?

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Re: Why is it that no matter what I do.....
« Reply #3 on: Nov 03, 2010, 23:56 »
That works out as a sock change approx every three days. :oops:

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Re: Why is it that no matter what I do.....
« Reply #4 on: Nov 04, 2010, 01:26 »
She still has not improved. 5 years later and she whinges and moans about everything.

Yesterday she threw a lump of cheese at me. I thought 'That's not very mature'.
I now have approximately 600 pairs of stinking socks on the floor and yet she does not pick them up.

What am I to do?

Wasn't an Orkney Extra Cheddar I take it ? :lol:

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Re: Why is it that no matter what I do.....
« Reply #5 on: Dec 10, 2010, 01:17 »
I have won! Now she has decided to pick up my socks and pants.

Hurrah for the male!

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Re: Why is it that no matter what I do.....
« Reply #6 on: Dec 16, 2010, 13:12 »
When you say "she", do you mean the Council Hazardous Waste Team, or your carer?

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Re: Why is it that no matter what I do.....
« Reply #7 on: Dec 16, 2010, 13:59 »
When you say "she", do you mean the Council Hazardous Waste Team, or your carer?

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Re: Why is it that no matter what I do.....
« Reply #8 on: Dec 17, 2010, 15:53 »
When you say "she", do you mean the Council Hazardous Waste Team, or your carer?
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