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Not another blonde joke!
« on: Apr 06, 2006, 23:26 »
Bubba and Clebe were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took an adjustable spanner from her handbag, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Clebe shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"

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re: Not another blonde joke!
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