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County Durham News and Discussions / The Budget
« Last Post by Lancelot on Yesterday at 22:26 »
So we've heard what will happen.  How will it affect You?  I haven't studied it yet, but I was 80 9 days ago and I will now get an extra 20 pence a week on my State Pension..   I might save it and buy myself a packet of Rolos every three weeks.
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Jokes and Humour / Re: Predictive Text
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 23, 2017, 00:21  »
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
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Jokes and Humour / Predictive Text
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 15, 2017, 23:41  »


The inventor of predictive text has died

His funfair will be hello on sundial.
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Jokes and Humour / Re: E
« Last Post by Durham Forum on Sep 04, 2017, 20:52  »
Ha ha, love that   :D
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Jokes and Humour / E
« Last Post by Lancelot on Aug 30, 2017, 22:46  »
Night Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject Ecstasy directly into their mouths. This dangerous practice is known as 'E bygum' and should be reported immediately
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Jokes and Humour / Where is it possible?
« Last Post by Lancelot on Aug 24, 2017, 13:55  »
What have Sunderland and Las Vegas in common, but nowhere else in the world has?

They are the only two places in the World where you can pay for sex with chips
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General Discussions / WAKE UP AT THE BACK
« Last Post by Lancelot on Aug 19, 2017, 00:29  »
Here we have a Forum, it has many members, but almost nobody posts anything, so come on get a discussion going.  Say something, we might agree, or we might not, but at least it will mean this site alive.  Come on you silent faceless ones, say something!  Someone kick off a subject, or more.  Are you all so dumb that you have nothing to say?
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County Durham News and Discussions / Re: Local Elections - May 4th 2017
« Last Post by Lancelot on May 28, 2017, 21:58  »
Anyone living in Middlesbrough will see for themselves what a mess Labour have made of our town, as they have had complete control for more than 60 years, is it any wonder that it is always named as one of hte worst to live in, in the U.K.  They are as bad as ISIS having knocked down most of our historic, nice, buildings. Building which should have been preserved.  There should be no party politics in local elections, those elected should be there for the people of the town and not there to follow the party line.
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General Discussions / Re: General Election Called for June 8th 2017
« Last Post by Lancelot on May 28, 2017, 21:51  »
I think that the choice has to be "Who do you think will make the best job of Brexit?"  "Who is the most capable negotiator?"
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General Discussions / Re: Another Terrorist outrage in London
« Last Post by Lancelot on May 28, 2017, 21:48  »
If only we could.
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