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Jokes and Humour / NOW
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 13, 2019, 09:57  »
 "Your dog has been barking for the last 3 friggin hours!" My neighbour ranted this morning,
"I've got a serious hangover and I'm trying to get some sleep!"

"Then it might help if you got out of his kennel" I told him.

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Jokes and Humour / It's worth it
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 12, 2019, 23:22  »
Despite the high cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it still is?
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Jokes and Humour / I'll get you
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 12, 2019, 17:32  »
To the person who stole my glasses - I'll get you I still have contacts.
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Jokes and Humour / Sheep Dog's Name
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 08, 2019, 12:20  »
A Farmer who was showing a visitor his sheep was asked "What breed of dog do you use to work your sheep"    The Farmer answered "It's red and called HONDA"
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Jokes and Humour / Re: Lady Elron John
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 05, 2019, 23:08  »
Have you noticed Exit signs are on the way out?
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Jokes and Humour / Clocks
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 05, 2019, 16:38  »
Someone said that the clocks go back at the end of October  -  I can't remember where I bought mine.
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Jokes and Humour / Re: Lady Elron John
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 01, 2019, 23:37  »
How do you tell someone who's colour-blind to eat their greens?
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Jokes and Humour / Lady Elron John
« Last Post by Lancelot on Sep 29, 2019, 00:43  »
Is it true that Lady Elton John has changed his name to Phil McCavity? Or did I get it wrong?
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Jokes and Humour / Re: Soon be here!
« Last Post by Lancelot on Sep 27, 2019, 18:51  »
A man called at my house today.  He said that he was collecting for a new swimming pool locally.  I gave him a glass of water.
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Jokes and Humour / Soon be here!
« Last Post by Lancelot on Sep 23, 2019, 22:35  »
Only 93 days to Xmas, have you written your Xmas cards yet?  If Clown Corbyn get into Parliament he will cancel it.
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