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Jokes and Humour / Re: Joke
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 13, 2018, 17:56  »
A Australian man had just come home from a trip to Africa with a contagious disease and was admitted to Hospital for further tests.
He was then locked in a hospital room away from anyone, and the phone rang from his hospital bedside table.

It was the Doctor ringing him to tell him that he had a contagious disease and is going to put him on a flat diet of which consisted of pizzas , pancakes, and pitta bread.

He said to the Doctor will that cure my disease and the Doctor said " no it won't but it's the only foods we can get under the door".
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Jokes and Humour / Joke
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 12, 2018, 10:18  »

 
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Easier than it used to be:

Fellow goes into a shop and says:

"I'd like to buy a wasp"

Shopkeeper: "We don't sell wasps"

"But you've got one in the window....."
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Jokes and Humour / Jokes
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 12, 2018, 10:14  »
They told me I’d never be any good at poetry because I’m dyslexic, but I've proved them wrong. So far I’ve made two jugs, an ashtray and a vase!
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General Discussions / Re: Is anyone alive on the site?
« Last Post by Lancelot on Oct 06, 2018, 13:43  »
I guess they are all dead, or dumb.
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General Discussions / Re: Is anyone alive on the site?
« Last Post by Lancelot on Sep 27, 2018, 00:23  »
Is anyone out there?   Say something, even if it is "something"  Go on, be brave, say it!  Just one word something.
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County Durham News and Discussions / Ferryhill: A Visual History
« Last Post by dnixon on Sep 08, 2018, 14:01  »
My old Ferryhill history website may have gone, but my new book is rising from the ashes...

www.Facebook.com/FerryhillAVisualHistory

Please like and follow the above link for updates.  Thanks
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General Discussions / Re: Is anyone alive on the site?
« Last Post by Lancelot on Aug 22, 2018, 23:53  »
I guess that the 23 who have viewed my posting are not really alive, just pretending to be so.
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General Discussions / Is anyone alive on the site?
« Last Post by Lancelot on Aug 17, 2018, 22:14  »
Is anyone alive on the site?  Hasn't anyone anything to post about anything or are you all dumb?  A great site and yet no-one wants to post anything.
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Going Out in County Durham / Re: The Aviator
« Last Post by Lancelot on Aug 11, 2018, 00:19  »
What a dumb lot, can't be bothered to reply.

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Going Out in County Durham / Re: The Aviator
« Last Post by Lancelot on Aug 10, 2018, 00:16  »
Is anyone alive on this site?
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